The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to plank

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The power to have no powers

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to part...hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!