The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to control sloths

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!