the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power of Grayskull.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!