The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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to make asians smart

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!