the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!