the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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to make asians smart

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to see forever

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!