The power to mind reeds

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to eat ass.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to like this power

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to to think less

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!