- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to circumcise yourself

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to have a stroke at will.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

32% Levitation.

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

the power to get in the van

The power to die at will.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

Pointless Super Powers