The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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penis

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to hate nature

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The power to go suicide

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!