The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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To pee standing up.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to give your wife rights

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to only make burnt toast

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!