The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to create shit

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Meatvision.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!