The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!