The power to see through air.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to die on command

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!