The power to jump faster.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!