the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to breathe

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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power to eat through your but

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!