The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to live.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to go on this website

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!