The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to change your eye color.

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Being a freemason

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to be yourself.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to go on this website

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!