The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to die on command

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the ability to become black.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!