The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to live.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!