The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to see when people fart.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Liam Brudenell

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Stop clapping

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!