The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to jump faster.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!