The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!