- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to write complete sentenc

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

the power to get blood clots

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

To pee standing up.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

the power to be really itchy.

the power to shit bricks

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

power to fly only in the plane

the power to fart every time you blink

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

Pointless Super Powers