The power to be able to not smell fart

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to see into the present

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Meatvision.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to die at will

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!