The power to create shit

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!