The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to see into the present

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to see into the present.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!