the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to die if you think

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to create shit

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!