The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!