the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to create shit

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!