The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to fail

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!