Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Taekwondo

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to not see ads

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!