The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!