The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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penis

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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the power to hate nature

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!