The power to repel women.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!