the power to become retarded

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to see into the present.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to die on command

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!