The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to live.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!