The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to see when people fart.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to breathe

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!