Stop clapping

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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To call me maybe

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to fall up.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to plank

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!