- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The ability to only fart in public

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power life like a hermit.

the power to in power your self

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The power to be dyslexic at will

The power to slip on anything.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

power to fly only in the plane

The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to start time only when it's on.

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to die.

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

Pointless Super Powers