The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the power to fail

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to write a country song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!