The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to fly for a second

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!