the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to fail

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to die.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!