The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Taekwondo

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!