The ability to smell colors.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to clean

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!