The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Taekwondo

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Meatvision.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!