The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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power to kill dead ppl.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!