The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!