the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!