the power to say i can bend you

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to fail

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!