The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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penis

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Lactokinesis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!